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Post by Jaseyb on Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:13 pm

Just heard that all future England games have to be shown on the gay channel as ITV arnt allowed to show 11 arseholes getting hammerd repeatedly for 90 minutes!
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Post by Jaseyb on Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:06 pm

OXO are introducing a new white oxo cube with a red cross on it to support the England team.... It will be called the laughing STOCK.
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Post by carpsy04 on Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:05 am

lol!
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Post by The Welshman on Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:34 am

The English football team visited an orphanage in Soweto, immediately before they left for home.

"It's nice to put a smile on the face of people who have been struggling so much, and face an uncertain future" said Martin Umbobo, aged 6.

(Put on tin hat)
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Post by The Welshman on Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:35 am

The English football team returned home today to a hero's welcome. The plane was diverted to Glasgow !!!! Very Happy Exclamation
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Post by richie-mac on Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:41 pm

david blaine is reported to be absolutely gutted that his record of spending 42 days doing nothing in a box ,has been broken by wayne rooney lol!
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Post by richie-mac on Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:44 pm

i just heard about some bad weather on the way,apparently there is a shower of @$% coming over from south africa
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Post by Jaseyb on Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:04 pm

at england training fabio has a word with rooney,rooney picks up the ball dribbles round heskey,a cole,ledly king and glen johnson before firing the ball into the top corner.with this fabio screams at rooney"the cones wayne the fucking cones"
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