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Busby: My Story…

Post by Busby on Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:01 pm

As the most productive months of the season have now passed by, and the majority of anglers on the forum seem to have joined the S.S.S. (Secret Squirrel Society), I have taken it upon myself to open the floodgates on my personal results this season so far; …
Blank, F**k-all, Jack sh*t, Nothing, Zero, Zilch, Sweet F. A., Dry netted, Not a sniff, Not a jot, Nil, Zip, Diddly squat, Squit, Nada, Not a bean, Not a sausage, and best of all…Bugger-all.

I have purposely omitted the bait, rigs and tactics from this post, as I would not want anybody piggy-backing my efforts, seeking to gain an advantage.
Top Blanker,
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Re: Busby: My Story…

Post by swimmers_mate on Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:36 pm

Bloody hell busby you kept that quiet!!!

Big congratulations on the diddly squat, not seen that one on the bank for months Laughing

No wonder you've been keeping it under your hat...........
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Post by Busby on Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:57 pm

Thanks the diddly squat session was memorable as there were fish feeding all over the swim I had to use all my experience to keep up my catch rate on that session Laughing
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Post by carpsy04 on Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:27 pm

here's me sitting at work and now sitting on a wet seat thanks for that Laughing
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Post by The Welshman on Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:04 pm

Sounds like an action packed season, Bus. You really should consider a career in counter espionage. Clearly, you are extremely gifted in the art of keeping such miraculous results under the old chapeau.
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Post by matt chef on Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:32 pm

nice one , great angling . next time your out on the bank let me know and i will join you....... lol
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Post by Busby on Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:30 pm

It’s been a great weight off my mind getting my catch rate out in the public domain which started me thinking maybe I should do a bit a presentation at the next meeting. And share my rigs and tactics with those unfortunate anglers who get woken up at all hours of the night and never get the chance to blank. My only problem will be the slide show all the pics i.e. diddly-squat, jack-shit and nowt, all look the same.

Or maybe I should take it to the next level and write a book suggested titles…..

In pursuit of Jack shit

Tiger Blank

Or even a DVD A passion for Blanking I might give that funny looking bloke Danny Fairmetal a ring at Quda see if he is up for it.


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Post by Ryan on Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:16 pm

Dont worry mate you not alone. I had Bo diddley from the res this year (dont think you mentioned him) but it has been a funny old year. No

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Post by Jaseyb on Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:56 pm

I had naff all but I have only done one night Very Happy
Sorry two nights I had sod all also
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Re: Busby: My Story…

Post by Lucky-13 on Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:21 pm

Busby You Crack me LOL! I read some of your posts from a while back that had me in fits!....I recall something about "therapy" and "the Gabby Logan dream"!! ha ha! You should be on the stage mate!...Next members meeting perhaps??? Razz
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Post by swimmers_mate on Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:15 pm

Indeed, a busby stand up act would draw the members in surely Laughing
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Post by Busby on Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:19 pm

Hot news the book is on just going to post a few snippets on here to see what you think;

It was late 2009 and I was hearing big things about Tarde, Stokie Paul was canning them out on floaters that was something I could not ignore even though the method was new to me. I thought this was something I had to get to grips with, (well I didn’t actually think that, it was more like; if that little piss head can catch, it must be piss easy). Anyway I spent the next two weeks eating nothing but weetabix and sweetcorn and finally a glance over my shoulder to discover three perfect little floaters. Disappointment was soon to follow; I had terrible problems hair rigging them and soon had to bite the bullet and give the little fat bloke a call for some tips on the method, I felt a right numpty when he told me he was using dog biscuits. I still couldn’t get on with the method even mixing them with water they still tasted like shit.

Later that season I manage to overhear Keith the Welshman (I think he is an asylum seeker) hence the name Keith, talking about this new rig he was using called The Blow Back Rig and as luck would have it was ‘Gay Pride Week’ in Birmingham city centre and a couple of very nice chaps offered to show me how it worked I can safely say I can’t see that working and it’s not for me anyway.

January 2010, and I was in the Golden Cross Finstall talking to Tiger Woods about being at the the top of are respective sports when he said to me “Barry, I tell you something now (he had been drinking remember) I stick to this golden rule concentrate on nothing but your sport and fuck everything else” and it worked for him.


Next time I will tell how we laughed when I bumped into Terry Hern at the gates of Coninbroke, “Well I say we it was actually just me, when I told I had no fucking insurance” apparently he was chasing a fish called “two-tone” which only gets caught once a year and only when you play scar music from some bands from Coventry. I think he should stick to playing snooker with his dad Barry in future.

What do you think?
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Re: Busby: My Story…

Post by matt chef on Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:49 pm

put me down for a copy busby, sounds good to me mate. lol ,
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Re: Busby: My Story…

Post by Lucky-13 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:18 pm

The Specials! Two-Tone records! LOL yeah I get it!! Yep ill have a copy n all! Forget Black Lizard buz. You are the man!

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