Fishmaster Zero in Res Voyeur Shocker !!!

Apparently, Mr Zero was party to some amourous al fresco on Friday night, on the Dam wall down towards the bay.

I'm just hoping he's got a good camera, zoom lense, and took the necessary video !!!

I'll let him tell the tale.

COME ON SPILL THE BEANS!!!!!

Lol, nothing that exciting, could not see much sadley, just a young couple sitting on the damm wall fri night had a pic nick and a couple of drinks then as the sun set started to get it on.

Sadly a combination of distance and poor light ment I was unable to take the said photographs, however there was a bit of bum and boob action to take the mind of blanking,,,, yes blanking not a misspelt!

They made off pretty sharpish when I put my head torch on!

Ah young lovers!

You mean you didn't wind in, get the camo on, and crawl up to them, and, in best swarthy tones, say "Fancy a spit roast love" ??? !!!!

Martin/Russ - surely, lack of photographic evidence/attempt at participation is a membership card clipping offence?!?!?!?!?

Apparently, The Scruffy1 saw a similar thing last night, and is now trying to chip off the "artex" on the roof of his bivvy !!! Ha Ha !!!!

the only artex on my bivvy ceiling MR JONES is the slime off those two twenties i caught last night !

Good comeback !!! Wiping your hands were you !!!!!

MR JONES ! you do not think i would remove fish slime from my hands on THE RAZORBACK do you ? I might on the WELSH flag if i had one available ! ha! ha! ha!

I've still got that paper with Wayne Rooney in it, if you like !!!!

QUESTION TO ANY LIVERPOOL FANS,
WOT DO YOU CALL A SCOUSER IN MOSCOW ??????

ANSWER....... WAYNE ROONEY