Joke

Just heard that all future England games have to be shown on the gay channel as ITV arnt allowed to show 11 arseholes getting hammerd repeatedly for 90 minutes!

OXO are introducing a new white oxo cube with a red cross on it to support the England team.... It will be called the laughing STOCK.

The English football team visited an orphanage in Soweto, immediately before they left for home.

"It's nice to put a smile on the face of people who have been struggling so much, and face an uncertain future" said Martin Umbobo, aged 6.

(Put on tin hat)

The English football team returned home today to a hero's welcome. The plane was diverted to Glasgow !!!!

david blaine is reported to be absolutely gutted that his record of spending 42 days doing nothing in a box ,has been broken by wayne rooney

i just heard about some bad weather on the way,apparently there is a shower of @$£% coming over from south africa

at england training fabio has a word with rooney,rooney picks up the ball dribbles round heskey,a cole,ledly king and glen johnson before firing the ball into the top corner.with this fabio screams at rooney"the cones wayne the fucking cones"